"That's not your job..."
"Maybe it is."
Paige Noel, but you can call me Paige. I am 17 going on 18, but not a nazi soldier named Rolf. I've been told I'm like "bottled up Christmas." You should probably know that I like cats, marathons of The Office and SNL, begging friends to cuddle with me, making things out of anything I have around me, referencing films, Disney (and the parks!!), theatre, films, literature, writing, music, clothing design, painting, and photography - basically anything creative. I tend to be very quiet and stick to myself, I don't talk much, but I'm a generally happy, grateful person and I feel safest around my friends or in a cinema. Welcome, to Kino Das Bang Bang Boom Boom 1978 Gjong-Hai Ich Habe Eisen Diese Nacht Willkommen 2004.
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I'm the lovechild of Leslie Knope (Parks & Recreation) and Kenneth Parcell (30 Rock).